Cruisin' the Tubes: Week 11

Instead of enjoying this gorgeous weather during my Spring Break, I'm watching YouTube videos. Inside. In my bed. Under the covers.

#YOLO!

First, some political hilariousness.

"Ding dong llama whanny jumpin' with an ice pick, she thinks I'm goin' in."

I seriously love Walk Off the Earth.

What an amazing music video.

And now for a little Shane Dawson...

I enjoyed the parodies the most.

God bless you Internet. God bless you.

This is why YouTube exists...

Lastly, how 'bout a spot of tea?

#Winning!

See ya next week!

Crusin' the Tubes: Week 10

I got the stuff if you got the green. Ya got it? Then here's the stuff.

I love those Muppets!

DING DONG!

This video makes me want to cry.

We're never going to get near or see even a fraction of our universe in our life time. This depresses me.

This video, on the other hand, makes me want to hurl in disgust.

A lot of these people didn't make sense, and I still haven't heard an argument that doesn't include religion.

Also, may good things come to the final man who speaks.

Another video that makes me want to cry...

...from my lack of talent. This man is simply amazing!

Lastly, I'll give you one of my favorite animations ever made.

So touching, and yet hilarious.

That's it for this week! See ya next time!

Cruisin' the Tubes: Week 9

Here are some YouTube clips. Watch them, if you so desire. If not, get off my lawn!

Yes. Just...yes.

Watch it in 240p to make it look "better."

A nerdy tale of revenge....

Don't steal computers from people who look like they know what they're doing with it!

I don't know why I like this next video.

The fact that somebody came up with this idea and actually did it is rather mind blowing itself.

I know it ain't Christmas, but...

SERIOUSLY, HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!

Lastly, a video that'll tickle your funny bone.

"MMmmm. Precious food."

That's it for this week, folks! Until next time!

Cruisin' The Tubes: Week 8

Blah blah blah. Here are the videos. Blah blah blah. Elephant.

First off, a shout out to The Princess and the Frog

That last note....

One of the craziest, punniest videos you'll ever come across...

Didn't sea that coming!

A funny, probably realistic video

Always go with the pizza guy!

Am I a terrible person for laughing?

Probably.

Lastly, a video that's going straight on my "Best of YouTube" list.

I'm going to be looking into this band...

That's it for this week! Until next time!

Cruisin' the Tubes: Week 7

It's that time of the week again! Time to crawl out of my hole and present you with some videos! Please enjoy!

A barbershop quartet performs surgery. How can this not be utterly hilarious?

...Whoops.

Hungry?

Wiffawaffawaffablewiffles!

Wanna know how to taste-test?

This has become my second favorite internet video ever. It's definitely a 10.

Oh gosh! They are real!

My dreams've come true!

Lastly, I've got the new Epic Rap Battle of History! Battle of the Brothers!

I think the Wright Brothers won. What do you think?

(I'll eventually get to writing about my favorite ERBs, but that's for another time.)

That's it for this week! Catch ya next time!

Cruisin the Tubes: Week 6

Yo! I got some fresh videos here! Get'em while they're hot!

This one's for you Harry Potter fans...

Baby bloody chicken Voldemore FTW!

What happens when an old person tries to go on the Information Super Highway?

"CAROL! IS THIS ENTERTAINING? NYAN RA RARARARARA!"

I've never seen The Artist, but...

I'm not sure if I know what I just watched...but I liked it.

CATCHIEST...SONG...EVER!

Sucking too hard on your lollipop oh love's gonna get you down...

ONE OF THE BEST PHINEAS AND FERB SONGS....EVER!

So many references!

See ya next week!

Cruisin' the Tubes: Week 5

[Insert attempt at witty opening here]

[FAILURE]

I know the Christmas season's over, but...

I can't help but laugh at this!

An awesome real life first-person shooter video

I've yet to really get into this game, but I love what these guys did with the concepts it presented!

3 minutes of Disney spoilers? Yes please!

Perhaps I should've watched all of the movies first....

Another fantastic video from OK Go.

This was one of the best things to come out of the Superbowl, hands down.

Lastly, make sure you have a fresh set of pants.

Whoops. Gotta go change.

That's it for this week! See ya next time!

Cruisin' the Tubes: Week 4

Hi there! Welcome, friends! Enemies! YouTubers!

I suppose you want your videos. That'll be 50 bucks.

Fine, 20 bucks.

Okay, 50...cents?

Free?....uh, sure, free! But that's as low as I'll go!

Here they are. The best stuff in all the internet. And you got it for a prime price.

First up, we've got this week's Smosh video. The jokes are quick and funny, at least to me!

PORKCHOP FRICKIN' SANDWICHES! And why have I not heard a "mime condom" joke before?

The top comment reads "Most American video on YouTube"...

...and I couldn't agree more! Boogity boogity boogity Amen!

Remember Toy Story 3? Here's a spoiler-free review.

My thoughts exactly.

This next video is complete and utter #winning.

I loved it!

Lastly, we have a YouTube crossover done right.

We need more Chicago YouTubers! WheezyWaiter here is one of the few I know...

That's it for this week! I hope you fond a video to favorite in this mess.

Until next time!

Cruisin' the Tubes: Week 3

Hello there! Great to see ya! I got some fresh, hot, steamin' videos here you should definitely check out!

Without further ado...

First, an awesome dog video.

I wish I could get this excited for a walk...

Next, a cover of one of my favorite songs.

I like how upbeat it is, even if it's a dark song....and the KEY CHANGES! Pure magnificence!

Remember this nostalgic commercial?! I do!

I don't remember catching that joke!

I fricken love Ellen Degeneres.

Just fantastic!

Lastly, I present to you my absolute favorite YouTube video of all time. When another video comes along and takes that crown, I'll let you know.

So many nerd jokes! And Stephen Hawking rapping! It's pure magnificence!

Ta ta for now, lads and lasses! See ya next Tuesday!

Cruisin the Tubes: Week 2

Yo. I got some prime vid-ee-uhs here for ya. D'ya want'em? Alright!

One of my absolute favorite videos to ever come to existence on YouTube.

I love, and always will love, this!

The Force in real life!...sorta....

Not gonna lie. That would be me if I had those kinds of powers.

One of the greatest interactive adventures I've come across.

Whatever you do, DON'T go to the mansion. Trust me.

Sorry for the second Disney video of the post, but...

...it's so hilarious!

My Little Pony

Slapstick is Magic

That's it for today, folks! Have a wonderful, day!

YouTube Craze: Shit Girls Say

Welcome to YouTube Craze, where I talk about recent viral hits and their spin-offs.

Warning: Tons'o cross-dressing below. But it's pretty hilarious.

So a video was released about a month ago, where a man dressed as a woman relayed "common phrases." Let's watch.

Pretty soon, a second and third episode were released.

Somewhere in that time frame, the first video went viral, and has now been watched over 10 million times, and that's great!

With every successful venture comes imitators. However, these imitations turned out pretty funny on their own.

Shit Black Girls Say

Shit Nobody Says

Shit Single Girls Say

This one is fantastic!

Shit White Girls Say to Black Girls

Holler!

Shit Christians Say to Jews

Shit Girls Say to Gay Guys

And my personal favorite...

If you liked any of these videos, go thumb them up, favorite, and subscribe to their channels! This is a trend that's not going to end soon!

And if YOU have a favorite "Shit ****s say (to ****s)", leave a comment!

Until next time.

Cruisin' the Tubes: Week 1

Welcome to Cruisin' the Tubes! This is where I'll be giving you approximately five YouTube videos to check out, and offer up a little bit of commentary about each video. Let's get started!

First off, a classic Family Guy clip.

Wait. So why hasn't anyone called in the democracy rainbow in real life?

Capitalizing on the "Shit [This Group] says (to [This Group])" craze right now...

This is just terrible, but I have a feeling it's partially true...

I wish I was this musically inclined. This guy is awesome.

Just...amazing.

I found out about these in college a couple of months ago. I don't know why I find them so hilarious.

Does it make one lick a sense? Nope, but it's still great.

Lastly, some epic Mario Jitterbugging be going' on here...

There's not much else to say except...WINNING!

And that's it! Hope ya found a video to favorite for yourself!

If there's a video you'd like to show up here, leave a comment linking it and I'll be sure to check it out!

I need a sign-off phrase...

A Simple YouTube Blog: An Introduction

Hello there! Welcome to my new blog...ish...thing. This blog is dedicated to, if ya look up at the title, YouTube.

Since I've had a lot of extra time recently (Winter Break! Funk Yeah!), I turned my attention to the interwebz and discovered something I should've realized earlier: YouTube is enormous, and amazing, and amazingly enormous. Not only does it bring us clips from our favorite copyrighted content, but is host to original content, too! Great, right?

As much as I'd love to contribute such a collection of awesome, I, myself, am unfunny, uncreative, and I don't know a damn thing about video editing. So I decided to make this blog, instead.

So what'll I be doing here? Why postin' YouTube videos, o'course! I'll also be bringing the spotlight on certain YouTubers, as well as posting and giving opinions on internet news. Heck, I may even give out some tips. Tips on what, exactly? You'll have to wait and see.

Keep in mind that I'm an 18 year old, male, child-at-heart kind of guy, so you may not enjoy my taste or agree with the things I praise or dislike. Sorry about that, but this is the internet, where opinions are slaves to the rude comments that follow them.

How often will I post, and when, and what about? I...don't really know at this point. I'm going to try to keep a tradition from my other blog and post a random compilation of videos every Tuesday. That's the only thing I can guarantee right now. I'll be busy for the next few months (see: college), so again, that's the only type of content I can guarantee. Sorry about that. This blog is just for fun, after all...at least, for now...

Before I end this first post, I want you to know that I'd love your comments! Got a channel you want me to see? A video you want me to watch? Let me know, and it may get a mention in my blog to be seen by 10s of people! Isn't that great?

So if you ever find yourself with a computer late at night, and have nothing to do, come on down and stop on by, yeah? Alright.

See ya soon!