Cruisin' the Tubes: Week 4

Hi there! Welcome, friends! Enemies! YouTubers!

I suppose you want your videos. That'll be 50 bucks.

Fine, 20 bucks.

Okay, 50...cents?

Free?....uh, sure, free! But that's as low as I'll go!

Here they are. The best stuff in all the internet. And you got it for a prime price.

First up, we've got this week's Smosh video. The jokes are quick and funny, at least to me!

PORKCHOP FRICKIN' SANDWICHES! And why have I not heard a "mime condom" joke before?

The top comment reads "Most American video on YouTube"...

...and I couldn't agree more! Boogity boogity boogity Amen!

Remember Toy Story 3? Here's a spoiler-free review.

My thoughts exactly.

This next video is complete and utter #winning.

I loved it!

Lastly, we have a YouTube crossover done right.

We need more Chicago YouTubers! WheezyWaiter here is one of the few I know...

That's it for this week! I hope you fond a video to favorite in this mess.

Until next time!

Cruisin' the Tubes: Week 3

Hello there! Great to see ya! I got some fresh, hot, steamin' videos here you should definitely check out!

Without further ado...

First, an awesome dog video.

I wish I could get this excited for a walk...

Next, a cover of one of my favorite songs.

I like how upbeat it is, even if it's a dark song....and the KEY CHANGES! Pure magnificence!

Remember this nostalgic commercial?! I do!

I don't remember catching that joke!

I fricken love Ellen Degeneres.

Just fantastic!

Lastly, I present to you my absolute favorite YouTube video of all time. When another video comes along and takes that crown, I'll let you know.

So many nerd jokes! And Stephen Hawking rapping! It's pure magnificence!

Ta ta for now, lads and lasses! See ya next Tuesday!

Cruisin the Tubes: Week 2

Yo. I got some prime vid-ee-uhs here for ya. D'ya want'em? Alright!

One of my absolute favorite videos to ever come to existence on YouTube.

I love, and always will love, this!

The Force in real life!...sorta....

Not gonna lie. That would be me if I had those kinds of powers.

One of the greatest interactive adventures I've come across.

Whatever you do, DON'T go to the mansion. Trust me.

Sorry for the second Disney video of the post, but...

...it's so hilarious!

My Little Pony

Slapstick is Magic

That's it for today, folks! Have a wonderful, day!

YouTube Craze: Shit Girls Say

Welcome to YouTube Craze, where I talk about recent viral hits and their spin-offs.

Warning: Tons'o cross-dressing below. But it's pretty hilarious.

So a video was released about a month ago, where a man dressed as a woman relayed "common phrases." Let's watch.

Pretty soon, a second and third episode were released.

Somewhere in that time frame, the first video went viral, and has now been watched over 10 million times, and that's great!

With every successful venture comes imitators. However, these imitations turned out pretty funny on their own.

Shit Black Girls Say

Shit Nobody Says

Shit Single Girls Say

This one is fantastic!

Shit White Girls Say to Black Girls

Holler!

Shit Christians Say to Jews

Shit Girls Say to Gay Guys

And my personal favorite...

If you liked any of these videos, go thumb them up, favorite, and subscribe to their channels! This is a trend that's not going to end soon!

And if YOU have a favorite "Shit ****s say (to ****s)", leave a comment!

Until next time.

Cruisin' the Tubes: Week 1

Welcome to Cruisin' the Tubes! This is where I'll be giving you approximately five YouTube videos to check out, and offer up a little bit of commentary about each video. Let's get started!

First off, a classic Family Guy clip.

Wait. So why hasn't anyone called in the democracy rainbow in real life?

Capitalizing on the "Shit [This Group] says (to [This Group])" craze right now...

This is just terrible, but I have a feeling it's partially true...

I wish I was this musically inclined. This guy is awesome.

Just...amazing.

I found out about these in college a couple of months ago. I don't know why I find them so hilarious.

Does it make one lick a sense? Nope, but it's still great.

Lastly, some epic Mario Jitterbugging be going' on here...

There's not much else to say except...WINNING!

And that's it! Hope ya found a video to favorite for yourself!

If there's a video you'd like to show up here, leave a comment linking it and I'll be sure to check it out!

I need a sign-off phrase...

A Simple YouTube Blog: An Introduction

Hello there! Welcome to my new blog...ish...thing. This blog is dedicated to, if ya look up at the title, YouTube.

Since I've had a lot of extra time recently (Winter Break! Funk Yeah!), I turned my attention to the interwebz and discovered something I should've realized earlier: YouTube is enormous, and amazing, and amazingly enormous. Not only does it bring us clips from our favorite copyrighted content, but is host to original content, too! Great, right?

As much as I'd love to contribute such a collection of awesome, I, myself, am unfunny, uncreative, and I don't know a damn thing about video editing. So I decided to make this blog, instead.

So what'll I be doing here? Why postin' YouTube videos, o'course! I'll also be bringing the spotlight on certain YouTubers, as well as posting and giving opinions on internet news. Heck, I may even give out some tips. Tips on what, exactly? You'll have to wait and see.

Keep in mind that I'm an 18 year old, male, child-at-heart kind of guy, so you may not enjoy my taste or agree with the things I praise or dislike. Sorry about that, but this is the internet, where opinions are slaves to the rude comments that follow them.

How often will I post, and when, and what about? I...don't really know at this point. I'm going to try to keep a tradition from my other blog and post a random compilation of videos every Tuesday. That's the only thing I can guarantee right now. I'll be busy for the next few months (see: college), so again, that's the only type of content I can guarantee. Sorry about that. This blog is just for fun, after all...at least, for now...

Before I end this first post, I want you to know that I'd love your comments! Got a channel you want me to see? A video you want me to watch? Let me know, and it may get a mention in my blog to be seen by 10s of people! Isn't that great?

So if you ever find yourself with a computer late at night, and have nothing to do, come on down and stop on by, yeah? Alright.

See ya soon!